What kind of T-shirts do you use?

We print on Comfort Colors® 1717 tees, because the shirt has to earn its spot in your closet just as much as the joke has to earn the laugh.

They're 100% ring-spun cotton with real weight to them — not the flimsy stuff you get at a work event. The garment-dye process gives every shirt that soft, lived-in feel and a slightly vintage color.

You're also getting:

  • Relaxed unisex fit
  • Soft, substantial cotton
  • Pre-shrunk construction
  • A ribbed collar that actually holds its shape
  • Lived-in, garment-dyed color
  • Soft DTG printing that moves with the fabric

The design gets the laugh. The shirt gets the repeat wear.

What does garment-dyed mean?

Instead of dyeing the fabric before the shirt is sewn, we dye the finished shirt. That's what gives it that soft, lived-in character — and it's also why you might notice slight color variation from shirt to shirt.

That's not a flaw. That's the whole vibe.